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UPCOMING SHOWS

PAST SHOWS

Rock & Roll Pizza Party!! April 19th with Montreal's
Thrash Blues Punkers Devil Eyes at Babylon Nightclub
across the street from the once Vietnamese poutine place that cuts keys,
where Blake once ordered a poutine with an onion ring draped pogo
stuck in the middle.

Sometime in the winter with the yahoos know as White Cowbell Oklahoma

November 25th with Fucked Up , The Yah Mos Def, Fucked Corpse
Cafe Dekcuf, beside the beer store and tattoo parlour on Rideau St.

January 13th Bella Bombs CD Release
Babylon, across the street from the Quickie (they've got Krispy Kreme donuts)
with the Shifters (MTL) and more

November 18th with the motherfucking Brutal Knights! from TO
at the A & A Speedshop (279 Flora at Percy) with the Sweet Janes and Napalm Hearts.

October 14th Bionic CD release
co-presented by Birdman Sound (15 years strong!) and CKCU 93.1FM
and the Ottawa debut of Tokyo Sex Whale (DCR/Jake Lovetart/longtimers/mtl)
at the Dominion Tavern, 33 York St., oppposite the Quizzno's,
beside the semi-permanent poutine stand.

September 8th Carleton Aids Awareness Society Benefit
Babylon, Ottawa

June 9th/ 06- Ottawa Fringe Fest Party, Barrymores.

June 20th/ 06- With Sack Lunch at Zaphod Beeblebrox,
27 York St. in the Byward market, underneath The Bare Fax.

April 22nd/ 06- Last Drag Records Double Release Party!!
The Dominion Tavern with Muffler Crunch
FM's debut 7" release & Muffler Crunch CD release!!
Copresented by Birdman Sound and CKCU FM 93.1

March 18th/ 06- Irene's Pub with Muffler Crunch

January sometime somewhere on Bank St.

August 26th/05- Babylon, Ottawa
with Army of St. Joan, Double Pumpers,
andSleeping Pilot

October 19th/05- The Aloha Room, Ottawa
(1/2 block North of Wilde's, across the street from Mr. Sub)
We blew up the PA and made some new friends.

October 22nd/05- Babylon, Ottawa
Song Bird Music Anniversary Bash
with Super Awesome Club,  Hot Dam!,  Man Power,
The Golden Seals,  and The Flaps.

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